The Science of the Jurassic Environment, 52 (2008) 93—107
Elsevier Science Publishers B.V., Amsterdam — Printed in The Netherlands
A BRIEF ETHNOGRAPHIC OVERVIEW OF MODERN DINOSAUR POPULATIONS
DR. KRISTIN VON SNEAKALOPE
Institute of Prehistoric Explorations, Yamatecho 37, Naka-ku, Yokohama 231 (Japan)
ABSTRACT
The modern dinosaur ranges throughout North America and occasionally overseas. Although many nest in California, the densest population is found in The Grid. Dinosaurs can live in large or small sparkly nests with 1-3 inhabitants. Although they may live and hunt alone, they congregate frequently for social exchange and ritual practice. Dinosaur populations are entirely female but frequently keep a consort of human males. Contrary to optimal foraging theory, dinosaurs to not rank food choices on caloric yield, nutritional value, or taste/variety. Rather, they choose foods based on shape, color, and toxicity. This has been blamed for several common dinosaur maladies, including scurvy, malnourishment, and excessive drunkenness. The following paper outlines subsistence and settlement patterns among modern populations with three specific case studies from California.
Keywords: Dinosaurs, Subsistence, Glitter, Glitter, Monkey, Glitter.
